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Someone pointed me to the bad baby names site. I'm dying.

But, she has the best advice ever on baby naming: "I got an e-mail a while back from a lady who said she gave her potential baby names a test: did they fit better in the sentence, 'Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States [blank] [blank]' or 'And now, on the main stage, the Lusty Beaver Adult Club presents the hot action of [blank] [blank].' I think hospital forms should be reformatted to force parents to do just that."

So, so true. And believe me, your kid will not appreciate having to spell his name for everyone he ever meets. Unlike being, say, Kevin, Michael, Andrew, etc.