Extra points for style

Why can't my (heck, all) elected representatives be more like these guys? That's just priceless. A shame they can't leave it like that if it's passed.

yeah, this summarizes the annoying part of my job

A very succinct account of the stupid questions that I hear over, and over, and over again. The third one is particularly fun to explain to computer newbies.

And people wonder how working in a library can be stressful.